[YnM]Exercises in Genre Theory: Five Things That Never Happened to Kurosaki Hisoka and Tsuzuki Asato

Note: This is, as usual, boniblithe's fault. She's the one who wanted space odysseys or spaghetti Westerns. Cross-posted from fuda_100 for the AU challenge. 100 words each.

( The Maltese Falcon )

( The Quick and the Dead )

( Strangers on a Train )

( Alien: Resurrection )

( Bringing Up Baby )